JohnnyF'enkillz

[kmoose]

Well, for starters I drink a lot of F'en beer. I dip tobacco sometimes and I would certainly do so if I were a coach. I am an avid fan of "Irish Envy" and play a lot of football videogames and have done so since the late 1980's when they started making them yearly. I used to play "Prep" football. Some know that as highschool but whatever. I was a linebacker in a 50 scheme. Strong-side Mike in fact buddy. I ran the mother F'en show. Of course until they moved me to nose-tackle after our first game and then from then on I averaged like 4.2 tackles and 1 sack per game, but all were for loss. Did I mention some of those were assists? But anyways back on track... I eat, sleep, and shit ND football on weekends and find myself enthralled throughout the offseason staying up with recruiting news. I subscribe to "Blue and Gold." I'm out of shape and twenty pounds overweight.

Did I mention I loved football? What more qualifications do you need good sir? I was named quarterback of the week for five consecutive weeks last year and seven the year prior.

Now Dayton, I'm gonna give you just a pinch of Black Cavendish to smoke in that pipe of yours along with that! BOO-YAH mother f'er!

Post of the year, man.

This is not an indictment of Dayton's original post, as I completely get where he was coming from, but major props to johnny, for his creative response.

RIGHT F'EN ON, MAN!!

 

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

I just said I was Jesus on Gold Helmet when he asked me that.

 

[WabashFalcon]

I'm actually the 35 yard line. No kidding. I'm white and am on the grass.

 

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

You crack me up, man.

 

[Riddickulous]

johnnykillz and Wabash are the two funniest posters on this board.

I would say Neutered, but he's just weird.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I'm weird?

 

[NDinL.A.]

Dayton's post was fine, but it was the way the thread was going...that's why the thread was closed by Phammer. And while I won't delete this thread, I'll close it, as per Phammer's wishes. People can still read Kills' post, but no need to pile on Dayton (if this thread were to take that direction) - he's a good dude who was just trying make a point...

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Dayton's post was fine, but it was the way the thread was going...that's why the thread was closed by Phammer. And while I won't delete this thread, I'll close it, as per Phammer's wishes. People can still read Kills' post, but no need to pile on Dayton (if this thread were to take that direction) - he's a good dude who was just trying make a point...

Dayton's a great guy and someone I like very much....Lay off fellas.