I got a letter from the NFL Draft!

[WabashFalcon]

Kinda funny... opened my mail box and found out I am a "Draft Eligable Senior". So did the other 20 seniors on my D3 football team. Don't give a shit if I'm not gonna even enter the draft. Frame! Wall! Story! Emblished stories to my future children!

 

[NDinL.A.]

Well what the hell are you doing sitting behind your damn computer? Get your ass in the gym you lazy bastard! You're friggin' going pro baby! We gotta get you ready for the combine! No half-steppin', you need to get you a Tiger Woods mind-set. It's on baby!!!

 

[WabashFalcon]

Well what the hell are you doing sitting behind your damn computer? Get your ass in the gym you lazy bastard! You're friggin' going pro baby! We gotta get you ready for the combine! No half-steppin', you need to get you a Tiger Woods mind-set. It's on baby!!!

I.... I love you...

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Destroy between the hip and knee, you faker...

Split an ankle or two. Ya know for fun.

 

[MDewFiend]

Destroy between the hip and knee, you faker...

Fakes are fun.

Easy to calm.

Split an ankle or two. Ya know for fun.

Earn it? Cheat like the rest.

Pigeon.

Sparrows are sparrows, eagles are eagles.

Das it.

I swear I have no idea what the eff you are saying half the time. Okay like 99.99999% of the time. Is there some where on the internet that I can translate bambi into english?


jn

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Rent the movie.

 

[WabashFalcon]

Rent the movie "Bambi".

Lost another vehicle I can't afford.

Tired of the lying cheating mechanics' games. Tired of liars. Tired of buying tires.

Ready to hurt someone, but I go back to work in an hour.

Why don't people just do their jobs?

Simple stuff.

Get the deer drunk. Tickle his whitetail. Introduce a naked Thumper. Watch halirty ensue. Get Marium Webster "Deer to English Dictionary/Translationer"

 

[Quinntastic]

I swear I have no idea what the eff you are saying half the time. Okay like 99.99999% of the time. Is there some where on the internet that I can translate bambi into english?


jn

I'm with you. I tend to just read it and move on and hope that it makes sense later as my brain has ample time to digest.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Get the deer drunk. Tickle his whitetail. Introduce a naked Thumper. Watch halirty ensue. Get Marium Webster "Deer to English Dictionary/Translationer"

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[Sureal]

Kinda funny... opened my mail box and found out I am a "Draft Eligable Senior". So did the other 20 seniors on my D3 football team. Don't give a shit if I'm not gonna even enter the draft. Frame! Wall! Story! Emblished stories to my future children!

Have you heard from Mel Kiper?

 

[IrishChris209]

Where are you on Mel's Draft Board?

 

[WabashFalcon]

Where are you on Mel's Draft Board?

Negative 800?

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Negative 800?

Hey Falcon, what fraternity are you in?

 

[WabashFalcon]

The Delta Chi Chatper of the Sigma Chi Fraterntiy

 

[NDinL.A.]

The Delta Chi Chatper of the Sigma Chi Fraterntiy

What about the Oomega Moos?

(The Moos? They're a buncha pigs!)

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

The Delta Chi Chatper of the Sigma Chi Fraterntiy

Nice. I rushed Sigma Chi for a while, but I didn't really jive with some of the guys in the house at the time. Ended up Delta Sigma Phi. Zeta Gamma chapter at Valparaiso Univ. Had a few friends who were Sigma Chi.