Another "WTF @ Boys" Moment by Quinntastic...

Quinntastic · Jan 21, 2009

So I went out with this guy a week ago or so. He said he had a 'great' time and I did as well. Asked if I wanted to do something this Friday, I said 'sure'. Over the span of the week he and I exchanged texts constantly - then out of freaking NOWHERE today he says, "I'm too busy - this just isn't going to work out, sorry"

What. The. FUCK.

SERIOUSLY.

*sigh*

someone pick me up on the rebound, plz.

NDOM · Jan 21, 2009

Thats a typical guy response. Especially if you.....Well you know. Just turn lesbian. Lesbians are yummy.

Quinntastic · Jan 21, 2009

NDOM said:
Thats a typical guy response. Especially if you.....Well you know. Just turn lesbian. Lesbians are yummy.

Especially if I what? AM FAT!?

(/paranoia)

No, srsly. If what? LOL

phork · Jan 21, 2009

Quinntastic said:
So I went out with this guy a week ago or so. He said he had a 'great' time and I did as well. Asked if I wanted to do something this Friday, I said 'sure'. Over the span of the week he and I exchanged texts constantly - then out of freaking NOWHERE today he says, "I'm too busy - this just isn't going to work out, sorry"

What. The. FUCK.

SERIOUSLY.

*sigh*

someone pick me up on the rebound, plz.

Translation, "I seriously don't see myself inside your pants anytime soon, but I have found someone that I will be."

NDOM · Jan 21, 2009

Quinntastic said:
Especially if I what? AM FAT!?

(/paranoia)

No, srsly. If what? LOL

You know. Especially if you..... PUT OUT? God....I didnt want to have to go there but sheesh.

Quinntastic · Jan 21, 2009

NDOM said:
You know. Especially if you..... PUT OUT? God....I didnt want to have to go there but sheesh.

LOL I ttly didn't put out. We didn't even hold hands. Or hug. Or anything.

Maybe that was the reason...but then why would he make plans with me after the first date? Why wouldn't he just let it die then when I gave him ample opportunity?

phork · Jan 21, 2009

Because you were the plan. Then PlanB showed up. Had PlanB not worked out, you would have been the Plan on Friday. Its all about backup plans.

Quinntastic · Jan 21, 2009

phork said:
Because you were the plan. Then PlanB showed up. Had PlanB not worked out, you would have been the Plan on Friday. Its all about backup plans.

Oh well. Now I'm over it *shrug*

So when's this thread going to be hijacked so we can get to the real topics like fat chicks and weed? I'm amazed we've made it THIS far...

TheMightyQuinn10 · Jan 21, 2009

phork said:
Because you were the plan. Then PlanB showed up. Had PlanB not worked out, you would have been the Plan on Friday. Its all about backup plans.

it seems she was plan b....

Quinntastic · Jan 21, 2009

TheMightyQuinn10 said:
it seems she was plan b....

I was.

Oh well.

Seriously, weed? Fat chicks? We can't talk about something else now? This subject bores me now...

WabashFalcon · Jan 21, 2009

Fuck diamonds... vibrators are a girls' TRUE best friend.

NeuteredDoomer · Jan 21, 2009

May I be allowed to have a crush on you? (Request #3)

I hump legs. My best friend is Thumper. He thumps.

Chop blocks.

Quinntastic · Jan 21, 2009

NeuteredDoomer said:
May I be allowed to have a crush on you? (Request #3)

I hump legs. My best friend is Thumper. He thumps.

LOL go for it. Srsly. Thumper too, sure - bring your whole forest entourage...

Quinntastic · Jan 21, 2009

Update: (not like you or I really care)

It's not because he's "busy" it's because I'm not Christian

{sarcasm}
Yeah, OK
{/sarcasm}

no.1IrishFan · Jan 22, 2009

phork said:
Because you were the plan. Then PlanB showed up. Had PlanB not worked out, you would have been the Plan on Friday. Its all about backup plans.

Hes right Quinntastic, it is all about backup plans. Just be lucky your not married like me. Heres how my plans go for sex.

Plan A: Get her drunk.( this can be very effective but being that she is a lightweight can offten lead to her passing out.)

Plan B: Wait for her to pass out.

See backup plans!

MDewFiend · Jan 22, 2009

If it makes you feel n e better quinn, i had been talking to a female for about a week, asked her out for later that week, she said yes. Woo hoo for me yea? Well a couple days b4 going out she had a headache and I made mention of her needing to lie down by the fire with me to help out that headache. Well apparently she isnt that kinda girl, and I am going to be sitting at home sat. night by myself. Geeesss take a joke(yea sure had she been for it I woulda been there, but I wasnt really trying to get into her pants ( at lest not right then). Oh well. Chit happens.

jn

TheMightyQuinn10 · Jan 22, 2009

MDewFiend said:
If it makes you feel n e better quinn, i had been talking to a female for about a week, asked her out for later that week, she said yes. Woo hoo for me yea? Well a couple days b4 going out she had a headache and I made mention of her needing to lie down by the fire with me to help out that headache. Well apparently she isnt that kinda girl, and I am going to be sitting at home sat. night by myself. Geeesss take a joke(yea sure had she been for it I woulda been there, but I wasnt really trying to get into her pants ( at lest not right then). Oh well. Chit happens.

jn

plan c

GO IRISH!!! · Jan 22, 2009

Quinntastic said:
Oh well. Now I'm over it *shrug*

So when's this thread going to be hijacked so we can get to the real topics like fat chicks and weed? I'm amazed we've made it THIS far...

Nothing says "party" like fat chicks who bring me weed! I lived next door to this girl in college that had a few pounds on her, just like I like them, and she always had ample amounts of weed. She could also, umm, how do I say it...provide a very "mind blowing" time! Ahh, those were the days!

Quinntastic · Jan 22, 2009

He said "I want someone who is Christian, and you said you're not. I mean, I'm looking for someone who shares my morals and values..."

WTF? So now being religious automatically guarantees you morals? Can you say CATHOLIC PRIEST SCANDAL?

I know a lot of non-religious people who have INCREDIBLE morals.

And I know a lot of religious people who have NONE.

Just saying.

But on another note: FINALLY! We're at the point where my threads REALLY start - the fat chicks and weed stories have BEGUN! lol

WabashFalcon · Jan 22, 2009

I once got a beej from a chubby woman who happened to be getting hi at the time. My question is now this... if she still had some smoke in her mouth as she was s-ing my d... does that make my penis an impromptu bong?

NDOM · Jan 22, 2009

WabashFalcon said:
I once got a beej from a chubby woman who happened to be getting hi at the time. My question is now this... if she still had some smoke in her mouth as she was s-ing my d... does that make my penis an impromptu bong?

I would say more like a pipe....lol

NeuteredDoomer · Jan 22, 2009

small pencil. lil one.

NeuteredDoomer · Jan 22, 2009

WabashFalcon said:
I once got a beej from a chubby woman who happened to be getting hi at the time. My question is now this... if she still had some smoke in her mouth as she was s-ing my d... does that make my penis an impromptu bong?

All about the birds and beej.

And angle blocks you lil pansy. Put a hat on someone.

Quinntastic · Jan 22, 2009

LOL this thread just became SO awkward and typical.

I enjoy the familiarity.

NeuteredDoomer · Jan 22, 2009

Quinntastic said:
... typical.

I enjoy the familiarity.

Did you just accept my request for an internet crush on you and leg hump experience?

IrishAlum1997 · Jan 22, 2009

Quinntastic said:
Update: (not like you or I really care)

It's not because he's "busy" it's because I'm not Christian

{sarcasm}
Yeah, OK
{/sarcasm}

You don't worship the Lord Almighty and you don't put out on the first date?

Um, you're sending mixed signals. Devil worshippers ALWAYS give it up on the first date.

Quinntastic · Jan 22, 2009

IrishAlum1997 said:
You don't worship the Lord Almighty and you don't put out on the first date?

Um, you're sending mixed signals. Devil worshippers ALWAYS give it up on the first date.

LOLIf I didn't believe in God wouldn't that also mean I couldn't believe in the Devil - who was once a follower of God?

And just because I don't worship God doesn't automatically mean I worship the anti-God.

I see some of you men certainly think in similar ways: blanket statements.

I'm just saying...

NeuteredDoomer · Jan 23, 2009

That's a blanket statement, you ...you...you.. aahhhhhhh!

NeuteredDoomer · Jan 23, 2009

GO IRISH!!! said:
Nothing says "party" like fat chicks who bring me weed! I lived next door to this girl in college that had a few pounds on her, just like I like them, and she always had ample amounts of weed. She could also, umm, how do I say it...provide a very "mind blowing" time! Ahh, those were the days!

Take it from a true sane reindeer: Don't listen to this guy. He is still eating my mother. Jerky style. And burps in public.

WabashFalcon · Jan 23, 2009

Quinntastic said:
LOL this thread just became SO awkward and typical.

I enjoy the familiarity.

I enjoy anal... but as noted in previous.... I am the Papelbon to the girl's Veriteck butthole.

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