My case for homosexuality...

[Quinntastic]

So, men always say women are confusing.
And I know for a FACT that men are confusing as HELL.

So why do we even bother with the opposite sex anymore? Wouldn't it all save us some heartache and make things easier if we just stuck with what we understood: our own sex?

I'm just saying!

 

[WabashFalcon]

Umm... my butthole hurts when things go in and out of it... it dosn't make Pedro awake from his siesta, if you know what I mean Quinny!

 

[Quinntastic]

Umm... my butthole hurts when things go in and out of it... it dosn't make Pedro awake from his siesta, if you know what I mean Quinny!

But it would make things EASIER! The pain would go away eventually...right?

 

[WabashFalcon]

No amount of Astroglide will ever repair my torn bootyhole... or my heart... *sniff* YOU BROKE IT QUINNY!!! YOU BROKE IT!!!

lol

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Umm... my butthole hurts when things go in and out of it... it dosn't make Pedro awake from his siesta, if you know what I mean Quinny!

Oh Friggen LOL

It wouldn't work for me. I don't understand my own sex. Wait. I haven't had sex in....

It's so fun to be twitterpated with a lovely lady. They so delish. MMMM

(This post took 10 friggen minutes to type cuz I kept laughing every time I reread Falcon's post. It must be bedtime...)

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

No amount of Astroglide will ever repair my torn bootyhole... or my heart... *sniff* YOU BROKE IT QUINNY!!! YOU BROKE IT!!!

lol

YOU ARE FRIGGIN KILLIN ME DUDE.

brb - need to wipe of screen. and bootyhole. friggen lol

 

[Quinntastic]

No amount of Astroglide will ever repair my torn bootyhole... or my heart... *sniff* YOU BROKE IT QUINNY!!! YOU BROKE IT!!!

lol

I sat here for 10 minutes trying to figure out what to say.

I still have nothing.

I'm sorry! *tear* *drops to knees* FALCON I AM SO SORRY *sobs*

 

[Pinoy QB]

I don't consider looking at my cock and figuring out what you ate last night a turn on.

 

[Quinntastic]

I don't consider looking at my cock and figuring out what you ate last night a turn on.

It's going to take me a minute to figure out with the FRICK that means.

 

[Pinoy QB]

Yeah its Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve.

 

[WabashFalcon]

It's going to take me a minute to figure out with the FRICK that means.

It means if someone ate corn... and it happens to appear on the head of the penis from the poopshoot of the man that had just been penetrated, then it has not been a good night or... sexytime for that matter.

 

[Quinntastic]

It means if someone ate corn... and it happens to appear on the head of the penis from the poopshoot of the man that had just been penetrated, then it has not been a good night or... sexytime for that matter.

*dry heaves*

*deep breathing*

*dry heaves again*

Oh God.

 

[WabashFalcon]

*dry heaves*

*deep breathing*

*dry heaves again*

Oh God.

"Let's hug it out, bitch."

 

[NDOM]

WTF WTF WTF WTF? What did I just walk into?

 

[Quinntastic]

WTF WTF WTF WTF? What did I just walk into?

Sweetie - you don't even wanna know. Just turn around and leave while you still can...this conversation has forever effed my brain lol.

 

[NDOM]

It means if someone ate corn... and it happens to appear on the head of the penis from the poopshoot of the man that had just been penetrated, then it has not been a good night or... sexytime for that matter.

I just fucking threw up all over my laptop. Thats just as nasty as saying "Shes so hot I would eat the corn outta her shit".

 

[Quinntastic]

i just fucking threw up all over my laptop. Thats just as nasty as saying "shes so hot i would eat the corn outta her shit".

I told you to run! I TOLD YOU TO RUN!!

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I don't consider looking at my cock and figuring out what you ate last night a turn on.

OH SHIT PUN INTENDED

See what you started Quinn

Pinoy you just killed me. Friggen lol. O.K. on to the next life.

Too damn friggen funny.

 

[Quinntastic]

I should've kept my mouth shut. Srsly.

When will I learn that around here - I ALWAYS need to keep my mouth shut

*rolls eyes*

Someday I'll learn.

But that day is not today, apparently.

 

[TheMightyQuinn10]

Pain never ends.....

Its life apparently

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

The return of TMQ10.

Good thing.

Luv ya.

 

[Junkhead]

It wouldn't matter, considering how rarely I get any from the fiance. At least I'd have a dude to talk football with. And maybe he'd be stylish and a good interior decorator.

 

[Quinntastic]

It wouldn't matter, considering how rarely I get any from the fiance. At least I'd have a dude to talk football with. And maybe he'd be stylish and a good interior decorator.

FINALLY!! Someone gets my logic!

 

[Pinoy QB]

Quinntastic I think you found your Bromance...

 

[Quinntastic]

Quinntastic I think you found your Bromance...

I bet that was some sort of joke...but I didn't get it. Because I am a female...

 

[Pinoy QB]

Sorry pimp I thought you were one of the guys. should of checked your profile.

 

[Quinntastic]

Sorry pimp I thought you were one of the guys. should of checked your profile.

In your defense I'm kind of a boyish girl...

 

[Pinoy QB]

I personally love the plum seed with a hole. I really can't picture swappin gravy with another dude. I love girls and big boobs. now what?

 

[HereComeTheIrish]

Holy Hell!!! I haven't been in here in a couple of months and this is what sits atop my not read cue...

I think I'm going to go throw up now...

See ya'll in a couple of months again.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Holy Hell!!! I haven't been in here in a couple of months and this is what sits atop my not read cue...

I think I'm going to go throw up now...

See ya'll in a couple of months again.

Yeah but, doesn't Pinoy's avatar kinda turn you on too?

Ummm. oops. bedtime.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray...