You guys are a bunch of guys, right?

[NeuteredDoomer]

It's beautiful for your boss to molest you? Then bobbit and stuff...

Confused.

Do you own a jersey?

 

[Quinntastic]

No it's not beautiful for my BOSS to molest me, but I was actually getting advice - the thread was serving its purpose...and then...well, it took a turn for the yuck. And no way Bobbit!

And I used to own a jersey, it got too worn out, so I pitched it...yet to get a replacement...

 

[WabashFalcon]

I love boobs. There... this thread can't get any lower.

 

[Quinntastic]

I love boobs. There... this thread can't get any lower.

A few things come to mind...

a.) I think this thread couldn't get any lower once we started talking about frostbit penises (or would the correct plural be 'peni'?)
b.) What man doesn't love bewbs? Riddle me THAT...
3.) I sent a text to my Former-boss-in-question yesterday and received no reply so I believe this thread is moot. However, it's already been hijacked so I'm going to run with it...what is on your guys' mind? Maybe Ican offer up some advice about women...I have over 21 years experience and a future minor in Psychology...

 

[WabashFalcon]

What is on my mind... Quinntastic... c'mon. Thong? Bikini cut? Boy shorts? What is your underwear of preferece. Etc....etc....etc....

 

[Quinntastic]

Wow - that is hardly something I would post in the public forum...

But I did ask...

 

[chyrspchuck]

this is awesome, this should be an ongoing thread in which guys can ask quinntastic questions about chicks!

 

[chyrspchuck]

hey quinntastic, a girl/friend of mine, whom i've wanted to bone for a bit now, was asking me the other night what i did for nye, i said not much, i said we should have gone to a nice place in the city got a penthouse suite and see what happens......she said, "you never asked." does that mean she would've gone? she always jokes with me that she wanted to do naughty things. Is she just playing or does she want to ride the bone coaster?

 

[Quinntastic]

Oh she wants to bone alright. Girls NEVER joke about boning unless they want to. In fact, joking about it is usually the way they let you know they WANT to bone...

 

[chyrspchuck]

sweet!

 

[Quinntastic]

sweet!

Sweet, indeed. The great Quinndini has spoken...

 

[chyrspchuck]

so i'm going to bone her. she wants fake boobs, i think i will wait until she gets those.....

kind of like netflix, i'm gonna clear a couple girls out of the cue, then add her to the list.....

 

[Quinntastic]

so i'm going to bone her. she wants fake boobs, i think i will wait until she gets those.....

kind of like netflix, i'm gonna clear a couple girls out of the cue, then add her to the list.....

You are one classy guy, you know?

 

[chyrspchuck]

quinntastic.....i'm dissapointed that you wrote that. i love women. i want to be with lots of different women, only because i feel that my love can't be confined to just one woman....

seriously though, i've been working that girl for 2 years now, flirting, texting, prodding, laying off, playing cool......it's like a flower and i'm watching this thing grow.....

while that has been going on, i live out of state from her, and i've been working some other angles. talking to chics here and what not. i don't think its crass. now the fact that i'm excited she wants fake boobs.....what guy wouldn't be pumped.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Friggen lol.

Hello interneters anonymous. I'm Ba... Kermit (Where's NDOM? fucker promised he'd hold my leg without chomping.... MARCOOOOO?.....Mommyyyyyy?)

I utterly like teats.

But beware of them that want the fake ones...

 

[Quinntastic]

quinntastic.....i'm dissapointed that you wrote that. i love women. i want to be with lots of different women, only because i feel that my love can't be confined to just one woman....

seriously though, i've been working that girl for 2 years now, flirting, texting, prodding, laying off, playing cool......it's like a flower and i'm watching this thing grow.....

while that has been going on, i live out of state from her, and i've been working some other angles. talking to chics here and what not. i don't think its crass. now the fact that i'm excited she wants fake boobs.....what guy wouldn't be pumped.

I guess I'm just jealous no one has been 'prodding' me for two years trying to get into my pants...maybe that makes me a whore...

 

[chyrspchuck]

thank you my deer friend.....no pun intended. everyone likes a good nip and tit every once in a while.

 

[chyrspchuck]

quinntastic i tried like for 5 seconds and you said u's was ice cold......

 

[chyrspchuck]

quinntastic, another question......how do you have all that bankroll? you only have 150 posts.....wtf? my friend and i were just discussing it on here.

 

[Quinntastic]

quinntastic, another question......how do you have all that bankroll? you only have 150 posts.....wtf? my friend and i were just discussing it on here.

That's the magic of the varsityy club membership, my dear. And I'm only ice cold cause no one is attempting to wartm me up, you slackers!

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I guess I'm just jealous no one has been 'prodding' me for two years trying to get into my pants...maybe that makes me a whore...

That makes you jealous, not a whore.

 

[Quinntastic]

That makes you jealous, not a whore.

I'd say "tomato, tomato" but it doesn't have the same effect spelled out like that

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

tomato. tomatoe. Just ask VP Quail.


We need more "E" at the end, and more cowbell.

Need more cowbell.

 

[chyrspchuck]

quinntastic i love you again.....

i'm varsity bitches!!!!! this is awesome

 

[Quinntastic]

tomato. tomatoe. Just ask VP Quail.


We need more "E" at the end, and more cowbell.

Need more cowbell.

That was the SNL with Walken as host and weezer was musical guest, no? Love me some g-damn weezer...

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

My weezer needs some lovin.

I'm proddin you.

 

[Quinntastic]

quinntastic i love you again.....

i'm varsity bitches!!!!! this is awesome

You mean there was a point in which you didn't?

 

[Quinntastic]

My weezer needs some lovin.

I'm proddin you.

Weezer is probably the funniest word I've heard used as a sexual innuendo, ever. And I've heard some doozies.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I'm Bambi dammit.

Shheeeeiiitttt.

Suummmbeetch.

 

[Quinntastic]

I'm Bambi dammit.

Shheeeeiiitttt.

Suummmbeetch.

Are you "high as a kite by then" right now or something?