You'll have to speak into my good ear...

[Quinntastic]

Oh wait, I don't have one.

Double ear infections are the epitome of suck. I can't hear anything except for this high pitched buzz in my ear. I just want to reach into my ear with a needle and bust my eardrum myself to get it over with.

When was the last time you had an ear infection? And if you've never had one, gtfo of my thread before I kill you out of envy.

 

[phork]

My wife lost the hearing in her left ear suddenly and without reason this last summer. So she has the permanent buzzing sound forever.

 

[Quinntastic]

Are you even KIDDING me? Oh my gosh, first of all, I feel like an a-hole for making a big deal out of something temporary when she'll have it forever, and second of all I feel like I should hug her or something.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Lend her your ear.

 

[Quinntastic]

Lend her your ear.

I feel so guilty right now that I would chop it off Van Gogh style right now if it'd make her feel better, srsly.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

I feel so guilty right now that I would chop it off Van Gogh style right now if it'd make her feel better, srsly.

LOL. That was a reference to Mark Anthony's speech: "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him", but um, guess I should turn off wikipedia...

And please never use the term "chop it off" when addressing males. Please?

 

[Quinntastic]

LOL. That was a reference to Mark Anthony's speech: "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him", but um, guess I should turn off wikipedia...

And please never use the term "chop it off" when addressing males. Please?

Then let me amend, I would chop off MY OWN EAR...Van Gogh style, not chop off anything Lorena Bobbit style.

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

Thank you. But Bobbit sounds like hobbit. And hobbits are our friends. And also sound like "hippity hop...it..." I'm stealing your clippity clop video. Hilarious.

 

[Quinntastic]

Haha isn't it!? I just happened to be bored enough to watch that show awhile back and it was that one. It's still on my dvr for just when that occasion hits and it cracks me up even watching it several times. Now that I've found it on youtube I can delete it off my dvr and clear up some space for more "Colbert Report"s or something

 

[TheMightyQuinn10]

blah....

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

blah....

LOL. And that, my friends, is how to keep it simple and say less while doing more.

Zen master has spoken.

I, on the other hoolf, have a whole whole lotta lotta stuff to say. O.k. lookee here....

 

[Quinntastic]

Just an update - I laid down for awhile and woke up - no pressure in my ear! It popped while I was sleeping I guess. So now I can hear out of both ears (though still only partially in the one). Yay! *does happy dance*

 

[NeuteredDoomer]

hippity hop or clippity clop?

 

[Quinntastic]

Clippity clop - DEFINITELY

 

[WabashFalcon]

I love lamp...