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Top 7 Games Your Kids Should Avoid
1) Manhunt 2
This action game from the makers of Grand Theft Auto caused a media frenzy that lasted for weeks. Why? It's gratuitously violent and requires the player to physically mimic the action on screen, such as jerking the Wii remote downward to shove a pen into an enemy's head. The most gruesome shots in the game have been partially censored, but this is one Wii game that's definitely not for everyone.
2) Call of Duty 4 (Modern Warfare)
Although the DS version is more toned down for kids
3) Beowulf
which is based on the epic poem we all studied in high school English class, focuses less on its literary relevance and more on the gore. Beowulf's ability to go into a blind killing rage by filling up an in-game meter isn't exactly the stuff of term papers.
4) Conan
Like Beowulf, Conan might sound like a harmless fantasy-based game, but much like Arnold Schwarzenegger film, this gory game includes rampant bloodshed, bodily dismemberment and a little bit of female nudity.
5) Gears of War
The 'war' in this game has nothing to do with history, it's all about mowing down aliens with bullets and chainsaws as they attempt to invade your home planet. Even though this game has won a million accolades, the bloodletting rivals a slasher flick and the main characters drop the F-bomb like it's going out of style.
6) Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles
This scary Wii shooter pits you against zombies and other creatures that go bump in the night. The game follows all the usual zombie laws, meaning that blowing off their heads is essential for survival. Not for the squeamish, plus it requires players to point their Wii controller at the screen like an actual gun.
7) Unreal Tournament III
This so-called "frag-fest" is really a no-holds-barred shoot-em-up mixed with the capture the flag concept. Shoot an opponent, and he doesn't just fall down – he explodes into bloody chunks that bounce around on the ground. Plus, scripted in-game language includes its fair share of four-letter words that you won't want junior taking to school with him.
Top 7 Games Your Kids Should Avoid Gallery and Images - GameDaily
1) Manhunt 2
This action game from the makers of Grand Theft Auto caused a media frenzy that lasted for weeks. Why? It's gratuitously violent and requires the player to physically mimic the action on screen, such as jerking the Wii remote downward to shove a pen into an enemy's head. The most gruesome shots in the game have been partially censored, but this is one Wii game that's definitely not for everyone.
2) Call of Duty 4 (Modern Warfare)
Although the DS version is more toned down for kids
3) Beowulf
which is based on the epic poem we all studied in high school English class, focuses less on its literary relevance and more on the gore. Beowulf's ability to go into a blind killing rage by filling up an in-game meter isn't exactly the stuff of term papers.
4) Conan
Like Beowulf, Conan might sound like a harmless fantasy-based game, but much like Arnold Schwarzenegger film, this gory game includes rampant bloodshed, bodily dismemberment and a little bit of female nudity.
5) Gears of War
The 'war' in this game has nothing to do with history, it's all about mowing down aliens with bullets and chainsaws as they attempt to invade your home planet. Even though this game has won a million accolades, the bloodletting rivals a slasher flick and the main characters drop the F-bomb like it's going out of style.
6) Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles
This scary Wii shooter pits you against zombies and other creatures that go bump in the night. The game follows all the usual zombie laws, meaning that blowing off their heads is essential for survival. Not for the squeamish, plus it requires players to point their Wii controller at the screen like an actual gun.
7) Unreal Tournament III
This so-called "frag-fest" is really a no-holds-barred shoot-em-up mixed with the capture the flag concept. Shoot an opponent, and he doesn't just fall down – he explodes into bloody chunks that bounce around on the ground. Plus, scripted in-game language includes its fair share of four-letter words that you won't want junior taking to school with him.
Top 7 Games Your Kids Should Avoid Gallery and Images - GameDaily
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