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[stonebreakerwasgod]

Well socal, it may be time to promote you. How about full-fledged associate??

 

[SoCalDomer]

Well socal, it may be time to promote you. How about full-fledged associate??

SoCal: Will my pay and benefits go up?
Stoney: No.
SoCal: Will it mean more privileges?
Stoney: Nope, just longer hours.
SoCal: So, it's just a title?
Stoney: Yep.
SoCal: I'll take it!


Who says climbing the corporate ladder doesn't pay?

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Ok Ok.....I'll make you an Associate Level 5

 

[SoCalDomer]

How about special assistant to the assistant regional vice president. (for The Office fans) Or is it secret assistant?

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I already have a secret assistant, and it's a female, thank you. I like suck ups, but there are limits.

I've got it...Special projects manager: No employees, no defined tasks. It's perfect for an Irish web junkie

 

[SouthernIrish]

i want you to create a central office job for me. We always get misc pointless emails from them but we have never figured out what exactly they do.

that's what i want

 

[SoCalDomer]

I've got it...Special projects manager: No employees, no defined tasks. It's perfect for an Irish web junkie

In your face high school classmates who voted me most likely to be on welfare. Of course, they were kinda right, but I'm upwardly mobile now.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

i want you to create a central office job for me. We always get misc pointless emails from them but we have never figured out what exactly they do.

that's what i want

That's easy. Corporate Director of Training
Lot's of meetings, meetings about having meetings, emails, mailings, pamplets....and a staff to do all the dirty work. How ya like them apples??

 

[GoshenGipper]

I bet you're going to remind us that you get summers off too!

Don't worry one of our other resident teachers will be glad to remind you of that. Right ACamp?

Man, how many teachers do we have on this board I can think of at least 5 or 6?! Then again I agave serious consideration to becomming a History/Social Studies teacher and possibly coaching.

 

[GoshenGipper]

This should be the line-up.

1. SoCal should be the agent. He is a attorney after all. :makeadeal

2. Spinner should be the personal assitant/butt kisser, well, because that's what he seems to do best.

3. Southern can be your PR spokeswoman and she can double as our secretary so she can us chips and dip.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I'm not gonna fire Spinner as my agent, have you seen his evil avatars???

 

[SouthernIrish]

corporate director of training works except that i don't want to go to meetings. So, yes, i will need an assistant to take minutes that i won't read. Find me an Alabama grad

But i will handle the chips and dip.

 

[GoshenGipper]

Southern's meetings = games and snacks in the confrence room.

 

[SoCalDomer]

This should be the line-up.

1. SoCal should be the agent. He is a attorney after all. :makeadeal

Ya but I'm the Dukes of Hazard kind of attorney... been in trouble with the law since the day I was born.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Cool. A rogue attorney.......kind of like that one guy in Grishams Rainmaker (no, not Matt Damons character)

 

[SoCalDomer]

Cool. A rogue attorney.......kind of like that one guy in Grishams Rainmaker (no, not Matt Damons character)

You mean the guy who skipped the country for the bahamas because the feds were after him? Bruiser Stone

That is a great lawyer's name.

 

[SouthernIrish]

Denny Crane!

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Yeah, Bruiser Flint.

 

[SouthernIrish]

i know what i want to be in charge of.

smilies. make me up a title for that

 

[mlcspinner]

can I be a President of something? Like the VC

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I'm going to need a bunch of reps before I consider title changes.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

i know what i want to be in charge of.

smilies. make me up a title for that

Welcome to our new Group Vice President, Smileys.

 

[SouthernIrish]

Welcome to our new Group Vice President, Smileys.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I took today off so I could babysit my 5 yr old son. I had my wife go to the dollar store and buy some cool (albeit cheap) toys and candy. We're gonna make cookies, and have some fun. I just had him do an alphabet game and I had him look for a wrapped present (he loves things wrapped up). I'll prolly think of some more stuff as well. The finale is gonna be a treasure hunt with him eventually finding the 'big' present after finding several clues.

 

[GoshenGipper]

I took today off so I could babysit my 5 yr old son.

Right, we got you, "babysit". Are you sure you don't mean you took today off so you could cruise message boards all day?

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Hey, it's better than visiting porn sites......

 

[Fishin'_Irish]

The finale is gonna be a treasure hunt with him eventually finding the 'big' present after finding several clues.

My little sister loves treasure hunts. How'd it go?

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

It was awesome. I made him say the letters, then sound it out, so it took awhile. It was fun and cheap.

 

[SouthernIrish]

You are a good daddy. That is the stuff they remember.

next, ice cream for breakfast. they think that is killer

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

AHHH, he did ask for that this past Saturday, I couldn't do it. I made him at least until 11:00.