Stoney's Grotto (was, "Chinchilla in my basement")

[SoCalDomer]

I posted this in the quotable movie thread, but the soft glow of electric sex just has to be shared.

Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

She's hot.

 

[SoCalDomer]

Yes, she was a very bright girl, but could never manage to stand on her own two feet.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Da dum!

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

You're a big man to go after an under-sized chick. What brass!

 

[mlcspinner]

You're a big man to go after an under-sized chick. What brass!

Tough guy and to think the J-E-T Jets are 2-8

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I'd pay 20mil vbucks to get a pic of her kicking him in his nuts (if he had any).

 

[mlcspinner]

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Damn, can't see it.

 

[mlcspinner]

I have been training my whole life for these Olympics

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

......and it pays off!
WOOHOO




Are we more 3 stooges, or dumb and dumber??

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Either way, we rock.

 

[mlcspinner]

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Denied!

 

[mlcspinner]

I am dreamy

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Keven Johnson: Slumlord
KTXL reports Johnson owns "dozens" of properties in the Oak Park district of the city, but they "sit vacant or are in disrepair".
SPORTSbyBROOKS

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

We call this a 'Brokeback Mountain' game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts"
-Phil Jackson



Quite possibly in the top 20 sports quotes in history.

 

[SoCalDomer]

Ya, he got slapped on the wrist for that one. I think the NBA sanctioned him, or at least admonished him. The Lakers went into PR spin mode and offered up all sorts of apologies and explanations in the local press.

 

[GoshenGipper]

We call this a 'Brokeback Mountain' game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts"
-Phil Jackson



Quite possibly in the top 20 sports quotes in history.

Haha, the big hippie made a funny. :smilewink

 

[SoCalDomer]

Hey, where's KamaraPolice been? He hasn't been around since 11-17-2007, 02:42 PM. He owes me money from the pyramid scheme... I mean investment opportunity I helped him start.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

He manages money like Ickey Woods.

 

[GoshenGipper]

He manages money like Ickey Woods.

Does that mean it shuffles right out of his pocket?

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

LOL Pretty much.

 

[Fishin'_Irish]

I haven't made a post in here? Holy cows. I've been wasting my life away.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

That's what I'm saying!

 

[SoCalDomer]

You haven't really arrived until you post in here. welcome.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Once you post, you get sucked in.

 

[Newc]

Uh oh...so then should I just walk away or continue to browse?

 

[SoCalDomer]

It's like a blackhole. there's no escape. so walking away isn't an option.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Too late Newc, you've already been whisked down the hole into the 'land of the lost'.