Best Names for College Football Players

[SouthernIrish]

I am missing the LSU v Bama game because my friend scheduled her C-section for yesterday afternoon and I am the Godmother. inconsiderate but there ya go.

anyway, we were discussing names. Her husband bases his choice on how it would sound on the PA system at a Friday night high school football game. (She bases her's on how it would sound being paged in a hospital)

We were thinking of all the great names. my favorite is, hands down...Jim Bob Cooter.

 

[SoCalDomer]

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[GoshenGipper]

That is certainly one of the worst. Precious Valentine was pretty bad, and so was Iam Perfection. We talked about it a little bit in TyQuan Hammocks thread, but it's a good idea for it's own thread.

 

[SouthernIrish]

Jamoris Slaughter is sounding really good

 

[SoCalDomer]

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[GoshenGipper]

If you meant mine, I made it up. I wasn't sure if we were making up names or sharing real names we've heard.

Real names. Jim Bob Cooter was a back-up QB on Tennessee a few years ago.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Stonebreaker (DUH!!)

Kabongo
Bronco Nagurski (he had to have played college ball, right?)
JoePapoopiePants

 

[Junkhead]

FSU receiver De'Cody Fagg. I laugh everytime they say ,"nice catch by Fagg!"

 

[GoshenGipper]

And what's up with Early Ducet? Who the heck names their kid Early?!

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

It beats Prince. That is just lame.

 

[GoshenGipper]

Bronco Nagurski (he had to have played college ball, right?)

Minnesota

His son played for ND.

 

[goldandblue]

As bad as I hate to say it, I actually named my son after Braylon Edwards. Braylon Flowers is his name. Hate Michigan, Nuetral about Braylon Edwards but loved the first name.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

No worries, we won't stone you.

 

[goldandblue]

appreciate it. Guess I could have named hime Raghib but I don't think that would fit a white boy too well!

 

[gallup21]

i agree with stoney...how could you not choose Stonebreaker for a LB? Slaughter is pretty good too

 

[goldandblue]

I'll name my next one Jerome Montana Flowers! Actually not too bad......(wondering what the wife will think)????

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Alright Gallup!

 

[SouthernIrish]

I can't hear the USC quarterback's name without getting this picture of his mother hollaring out the back door "JOHN DAVID BOOTY you git in this house NOW!"

what a great name to shriek at your kid

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

My son loves to say Booty. What can I say?

 

[SouthernIrish]

My son loves to say Booty. What can I say?

yes, i have 22 1st graders that think the only word funnier than 'booty" is "underwear".

i wanted a cool sports name for my boys but our last name is so Italian it didn't really match up with anything and no one in the south can pronounce it right anway.

 

[stonebreakerwasgod]

Underwear for my 5 yr old is often used in his made up songs. You can't stop it, you can only hope to contain it.