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KamaraPolice

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i cant see the picture, whats the guy or lady's name. maybe michigan will be the first school to hire a woman?
 

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i cant see the picture, whats the guy or lady's name. maybe michigan will be the first school to hire a woman?

Should be able to see it. same one I put in the pictures game. it's down toward the bottom. I'll try again.
 
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A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to >propose who should have custody of him.


After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Michigan Wolverines, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
 

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Courtesy of Colin Cowherd from today's show.


Q: How many batteries does it take to shock a wolverine?























A: 1 AA

:smilewink :rotflmao:
 

GoshenGipper

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When I was at Cedar Point this past Sat I saw an OSU fan wearing a shirt that said this.

Front: Beating Michigan...


Back: So easy a caveman can do it!

LOL!
 
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