B.C. Top 10 ways to tell a Crappy Bowl Game

[AZIRISHFAN]

Off a B.C. website. Sad part is the team is they barely won their game! Must be bad to go to a school whose football programs "Greatest" moments are upset victories.

Top 10 Signs That You Are Playing in a Crappy Bowl Game

10. Your bowl game starts at 10am on a Tuesday
9. Your bowl's corporate sponsor is Chico's Bail Bonds
8. Your bowl game is being played on blue turf in Boise, Idaho
7. Ronald McDonald is your bowl's commissioner
6. Your bowl's halftime entertainment is a musical performance by John Oates. No Hall, just Oates.
5. Your game is being televised on tape delay following The World Series of Checkers
4. The coaches yell at you when you do play defense
3. Your bowl invites three teams in case one doesn't show up
2. In the paper, your bowl is listed as the "Sponsorship Rights Available Bowl"

and the #1 Sign That You Are Playing in a Crappy Bowl Game ...


1. Your opponent is so bad, they lost to Notre Dame

 

[ND81]

They are barking up the wrong tree...They have not had a taste of a ND led Charlie Weis team yet. They will get what is coming to them, along with everyone else...

 

[grantphilly]

#9 was clever but #1 is just plain fucking stupid, The irish beat Penn State and the Nittany Lions beat the Vols so fuck off

 

[sonomairishfan]

they'll get theirs. remember we are the only team that they have ever beaten that has any prominence in football. some people have class and some people don't. we can all figure out who has it.

if i am not mistaken, they are on our schedule soon. let the beat downs commence!

 

[sonomairishfan]

and remember this is the same team that needed LUCK to beat navy in their crappy bowl game.