What's not to love about USC?

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Well, let's start with the horse. More specifically, the horse droppings. Seriously, that's more dangerous than tall grass, isn't it?

Or how about that jackhole on the PA throughout the 88 game chanting "goooooo Rodney!"

The broken record of a marching band wearing Village People reject uniforms.

Anthony Davis' diet program. (Glazed or chocolate icing?)

The way Poodle's hair stands up when Ken Norton Jr. barks at him. (Do you think that spooks Traveler?)

Reggie Push, er um...Bush.

Carson Palm......well, as a Bengals fan, I'll let that one slide.

Nick Freakin Lechey

The Song Girls won't return my calls or at least acknowledge those nice photos I sent them.

Double Murder Anyone?

"Hey kid. It's cold in South Bend and you can be the next Reggie Bush! Oh, you're a lineman? OK! The next Anthony Munoz!"

Poodle's hair deserves another mention.

The fake punt and three straight 31 point losses.

Snoop Dee Oh Double.....did I mention double murder? (How's that search going by the way, Juice?"

Three-peat? Try ONE PEAT.

Bottom line: They are the biggest rival of our beloved Fighting Irish. Evil but brilliant. They are the Rommel to our Patton. And this weekend, they stand between the Irish and long shot at a national title or at the least, a chance to shove a big stinking pile of humble pie in the faces of everyone who continues to doubt the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame.

fUSCk.

Go Irish!!!!!!!!!!
 

tommy

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yea what he said bitchs ( usc fans dont get your panties in a bunch guys)
 
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Well, let's start with the horse. More specifically, the horse droppings. Seriously, that's more dangerous than tall grass, isn't it?

Or how about that jackhole on the PA throughout the 88 game chanting "goooooo Rodney!"

The broken record of a marching band wearing Village People reject uniforms.

Anthony Davis' diet program. (Glazed or chocolate icing?)

The way Poodle's hair stands up when Ken Norton Jr. barks at him. (Do you think that spooks Traveler?)

Reggie Push, er um...Bush.

Carson Palm......well, as a Bengals fan, I'll let that one slide.

Nick Freakin Lechey

The Song Girls won't return my calls or at least acknowledge those nice photos I sent them.

Double Murder Anyone?

"Hey kid. It's cold in South Bend and you can be the next Reggie Bush! Oh, you're a lineman? OK! The next Anthony Munoz!"

Poodle's hair deserves another mention.

The fake punt and three straight 31 point losses.

Snoop Dee Oh Double.....did I mention double murder? (How's that search going by the way, Juice?"

Three-peat? Try ONE PEAT.

Bottom line: They are the biggest rival of our beloved Fighting Irish. Evil but brilliant. They are the Rommel to our Patton. And this weekend, they stand between the Irish and long shot at a national title or at the least, a chance to shove a big stinking pile of humble pie in the faces of everyone who continues to doubt the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame.

fUSCk.

Go Irish!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN STRAIGHT!

I wonder if Poodle and Will Ferrell get thier hair done together?

Hasn't Nick Lachey jumped on the Ohio State bandwagon yet? He's from Ohio. I guess he's waiting to see what happens this weekend.
 

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DAMN STRAIGHT!

I wonder if Poodle and Will Ferrell get thier hair done together?

Hasn't Nick Lachey jumped on the Ohio State bandwagon yet? He's from Ohio. I guess he's waiting to see what happens this weekend.
Being a UC fan, as well, that remains to be seen.


Come on folks, you must have some redeeming qualities of your own to add to this list.
 
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It's hard to improve on a list that includes double murder.
 

tommy

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i think they speak for them selfs i mean what hasent already been said about the fusck
 
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How about the new book by Reggie Bush entitled I Didn't Push Matt Leinart, but if I Did, This is How I would Have Done It.
 

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How about the new book by Reggie Bush entitled I Didn't Push Matt Leinart, but if I Did, This is How I would Have Done It.

I think we can have lot of fun with this one. Like Matt Leinart's soon to be published book:

I Didn't Split DNA with Nick Lachey, But If I Did, This is What Our Clonse Would Look Like
 
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