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TheIrishHammer

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Great stuff here, Hammer.

Hopefully when you jammed your foot in your mouth you kicked out most of your teeth.

Nice work.

Actually, he's using a technique that I've used a hundred times in the past to people who have used mama jokes. However, when someone would post a "Your mother was real good last night" type post, I would respond with, "My mother passed away last month," and could literally see the person squirming at his computer until the inevitable apology came. I would then wait an hour or so before telling him the truth.........MAS is obviously a fan of my work.

Something you should probably learn about me early and that is I never put my foot anywhere I don't want it to be, including up your ass. :=)
 

jiggafini19

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Something you should probably learn about me early and that is I never put my foot anywhere I don't want it to be, including up your ass. :=)

Wise decision.

Keep your feet on the ground and your head out of your own ass. Life will be much easier.
 
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NDAlumSon

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I remember being dumbfounded when my sister-in-law gave my nephew a "time-out" once.
"Time-out???......What the hell is that?", I asked.
As I nearly fell into a coma listening to her prolonged, postmodernistic explanation of how we should discipline our children in these modern "enlightened" times I was forced to interrupt her.
"No, no, no...that's not how you do it", I exclaimed.
"THIS is how you do it."
Naturally, I did fix the hole in the wall later that week.
 
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TheIrishHammer

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Wise decision.

Keep your feet on the ground and your head out of your own ass. Life will be much easier.

Since I plan on leading the league in rep points shortly, what will I be able to trade them in for? Afterall, you can't take them with you.
 
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