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Scroll down a little bit to the 12/1/05 post....Freakin' hilarious and EEEEEXXXXXXCCCCEEEEELLLLLLLLNNNNNTTTTT!!!
http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/
http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/
The Simpsons Cavalcade of College Football (Merged)
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Fun with the Simpsons
Fun with the Simpsons
For all the other geeks out there, here is a link to a site that compares college football teams to Simpsons characters. It has a SEC focus, but they also do USC, Notre Dame, and BC.
http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2005/12/letting-no-good-idea-go-unstolen-its.html
For those who aren't interested in all of the other schools, below are the ones I thought were most relevant to this crowd.
Southern Cal: Fat Tony DeMico
He is the Godfather, the man with the plan, the man pulling the strings. And if you've turned on ESPN in the last five months, you know there's absolutely no escaping his clutches.
Notre Dame: Montgomery Burns
Been around since the beginning of time; the amount of money and power he controls is massive, absurd, and quite frankly, a little scary. The kind of guy everyone in town loves to hate -- but they'd switch places with him in half a second.
Boston College: Waylon Smithers
Loves Montgomery Burns. Wants soooo bad to be Montgomery Burns. Ain't gonna happen. (Note: This is in no way intended as a knock on Doug Flutie, one of the most awesome people who ever lived.)
Miami: Snake
A straight-up thug and proud of it. If you don't fear him, you're a fool; if you don't dislike him, you're just a dick.
Florida State: Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Oh, man, what a season. It's no cakewalk being an aging football coach, juggling a punchless offense and a growing nepotism controversy like so many juggling balls . . . two, I suppose. Still an authority figure, mainly because nobody else stepped up to take the job, but getting easier and easier to laugh at.
Virginia Tech: Krusty the Klown
Famous, powerful, living the kind of celebrity life anyone in his circle would gladly trade for. Yet each is haunted by his own demons of self-loathing -- Krusty is constantly worried he's going to be exposed as a no-talent fraud, while the Hokies are constantly worried they really are going to be pumping gas one day for the kids over in Charlottesville.
Ohio State: Drederick Tatum
Thugs. They may wear nice outfits, but they're still thugs.
Michigan: Kent Brockman
Huge television draws both, and because of that, you just can't quite get away from either the Wolverines or Brockman, and they demand your attention. Yet neither is quite as relevant as they think. At least three losses in six straight seasons? Now, at the risk of being unpopular, this reporter places the blame for all of this squarely on YOU, the viewers.
Stanford: Martin Prince
Smart. Quite often annoyingly so. Those who feel inferior because of this can console themselves with the knowledge that both Martin and Stanford will be grease spots in short order, at the hands of either a school bully or a Pac-10 team with a remotely competent offense.
Fun with the Simpsons
For all the other geeks out there, here is a link to a site that compares college football teams to Simpsons characters. It has a SEC focus, but they also do USC, Notre Dame, and BC.
http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2005/12/letting-no-good-idea-go-unstolen-its.html
For those who aren't interested in all of the other schools, below are the ones I thought were most relevant to this crowd.
Southern Cal: Fat Tony DeMico
He is the Godfather, the man with the plan, the man pulling the strings. And if you've turned on ESPN in the last five months, you know there's absolutely no escaping his clutches.
Notre Dame: Montgomery Burns
Been around since the beginning of time; the amount of money and power he controls is massive, absurd, and quite frankly, a little scary. The kind of guy everyone in town loves to hate -- but they'd switch places with him in half a second.
Boston College: Waylon Smithers
Loves Montgomery Burns. Wants soooo bad to be Montgomery Burns. Ain't gonna happen. (Note: This is in no way intended as a knock on Doug Flutie, one of the most awesome people who ever lived.)
Miami: Snake
A straight-up thug and proud of it. If you don't fear him, you're a fool; if you don't dislike him, you're just a dick.
Florida State: Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Oh, man, what a season. It's no cakewalk being an aging football coach, juggling a punchless offense and a growing nepotism controversy like so many juggling balls . . . two, I suppose. Still an authority figure, mainly because nobody else stepped up to take the job, but getting easier and easier to laugh at.
Virginia Tech: Krusty the Klown
Famous, powerful, living the kind of celebrity life anyone in his circle would gladly trade for. Yet each is haunted by his own demons of self-loathing -- Krusty is constantly worried he's going to be exposed as a no-talent fraud, while the Hokies are constantly worried they really are going to be pumping gas one day for the kids over in Charlottesville.
Ohio State: Drederick Tatum
Thugs. They may wear nice outfits, but they're still thugs.
Michigan: Kent Brockman
Huge television draws both, and because of that, you just can't quite get away from either the Wolverines or Brockman, and they demand your attention. Yet neither is quite as relevant as they think. At least three losses in six straight seasons? Now, at the risk of being unpopular, this reporter places the blame for all of this squarely on YOU, the viewers.
Stanford: Martin Prince
Smart. Quite often annoyingly so. Those who feel inferior because of this can console themselves with the knowledge that both Martin and Stanford will be grease spots in short order, at the hands of either a school bully or a Pac-10 team with a remotely competent offense.
jiggafini19
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AWESOME.
Add Bleeding Gums Murphy as SMU: DEAD.
Add Bleeding Gums Murphy as SMU: DEAD.
Domer95 said:
Nope, sorry, I didn't see your post. I've been away for a couple of days and found that through the hilarious EverydayshouldbeSaturday.com site. I probably should have done a better job checking for it on this site before I posted the same thing.
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That was pretty funny. How do they come with that stuff? Impressive.
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Hehe, this is pretty funny....
Hehe, this is pretty funny....
This blog assigns a character from the Simpsons to various college football teams....pretty funny stuff, especially those of ND's annual rivals.
http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2005/12/letting-no-good-idea-go-unstolen-its.html
Hehe, this is pretty funny....
This blog assigns a character from the Simpsons to various college football teams....pretty funny stuff, especially those of ND's annual rivals.
http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2005/12/letting-no-good-idea-go-unstolen-its.html
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hehe, we're Monty Burns? Not bad, and as much as I hate to admit it, probably fitting.
Haha, just got to the part about BC being Smithers! This site is hilarious!!!
Haha, just got to the part about BC being Smithers! This site is hilarious!!!
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The BC part was where I really started cracking up!Aerosmith777 said:
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bobby bowden = chief wiggims
absolutely!
absolutely!
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bigirishphan
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That was hillarious! They were right on with a few of them. Boston College! That was perfect!
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TheRocket
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I read that a few months ago and roared with laughter.
Abe Simpson as Joe Paterno? Cllasic!
Abe Simpson as Joe Paterno? Cllasic!
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Fighting_Irish9
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The Simpsons & College Football: A Must Read
The Simpsons & College Football: A Must Read
http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2005/12/letting-no-good-idea-go-unstolen-its.html
The Simpsons as College football teams..(here are just a couple I liked)
Notre Dame: Montgomery Burns
Been around since the beginning of time; the amount of money and power he controls is massive, absurd, and quite frankly, a little scary. The kind of guy everyone in town loves to hate -- but they'd switch places with him in half a second.
Boston College: Waylon Smithers
Loves Montgomery Burns. Wants soooo bad to be Montgomery Burns. Ain't gonna happen.
Miami: Snake
A straight-up thug and proud of it. If you don't fear him, you're a fool; if you don't dislike him, you're just a dick.
Kentucky: Ralphie Wiggum
Utterly, completely, laughably dysfunctional, and just as utterly, completely, laughably unaware of this situation (unless the UK administration honestly believes Rich Brooks is their ticket to the big-time). And now the 'Cats have to deal with NCAA sanctions on top of that. "You'll wear 'em until you learn, son."
Ohio State: Drederick Tatum
Thugs. They may wear nice outfits, but they're still thugs.
Michigan: Kent Brockman
Huge television draws both, and because of that, you just can't quite get away from either the Wolverines or Brockman; they demand your attention. Yet neither is quite as relevant as they think. At least three losses in six straight seasons? Now, at the risk of being unpopular, this reporter places the blame for all of this squarely on YOU, the viewers.
The Simpsons & College Football: A Must Read
http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2005/12/letting-no-good-idea-go-unstolen-its.html
The Simpsons as College football teams..(here are just a couple I liked)
Notre Dame: Montgomery Burns
Been around since the beginning of time; the amount of money and power he controls is massive, absurd, and quite frankly, a little scary. The kind of guy everyone in town loves to hate -- but they'd switch places with him in half a second.
Boston College: Waylon Smithers
Loves Montgomery Burns. Wants soooo bad to be Montgomery Burns. Ain't gonna happen.
Miami: Snake
A straight-up thug and proud of it. If you don't fear him, you're a fool; if you don't dislike him, you're just a dick.
Kentucky: Ralphie Wiggum
Utterly, completely, laughably dysfunctional, and just as utterly, completely, laughably unaware of this situation (unless the UK administration honestly believes Rich Brooks is their ticket to the big-time). And now the 'Cats have to deal with NCAA sanctions on top of that. "You'll wear 'em until you learn, son."
Ohio State: Drederick Tatum
Thugs. They may wear nice outfits, but they're still thugs.
Michigan: Kent Brockman
Huge television draws both, and because of that, you just can't quite get away from either the Wolverines or Brockman; they demand your attention. Yet neither is quite as relevant as they think. At least three losses in six straight seasons? Now, at the risk of being unpopular, this reporter places the blame for all of this squarely on YOU, the viewers.