New Skunkbear fightsong

Domer95

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While the ND / scUM game is still about a month away. It's never too early to learn the ('proper way to sing') the opponents fight song, especially when they play it nearly as much as the bore-ass "Fight On" from USC.

HAIL TO THE LLLOSERS

ESPN says we're best;
ABC frowns on the rest.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
We'll crush Notre Dame.
Griese's dad in the booth roots;
Lloyd gets all the best recruits.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
Oh f*** we lost the game!

You didn't win here today;
We gave it to you, OK?
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
The scoreboard's a lie.
Each year we have an excuse;
Three of four, we did not lose.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
We can't even beat Ty.

Big Ten officials? Hooray!
Oh no, this year there's replay?
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
That doesnt seem just!
Cameras won't hear Lloyd's appeal;
This year the game we cant steal.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
Our season now is dust!

Call in Bob Jones or Luther;
Papes have us in a stupor.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
The micks own our sod.
Secular humanism;
Takes it again on the chin.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
Can't beat the mom of God.

Our recruits all are elite;
But they just can't take the heat.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
Big games don't like we.
Maybe if UM had stones;
ND would not jump our bones.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
We always will lose three.

Weis scares us cause he's so smart;
Llloyd, we know, is no Descartes.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
Bad psychology.
Nor are our players too bright;
They know five letters by sight.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
Kinesiology!

They're not in the dear Big Ten;
Carr says dont play them again.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
ND let us duck.
The schedule, time to review;
Make room for old EMU.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
The Irish now lets chuck.

Lloyd won't shake hands when we lose;
Henne, he hears his fans' boos.
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
Lets try one more pass!
Breaston. . . he makes no yardage;
Hey, guys! Lets throw some garbage!
Hail! Hail! to Michigan,
We've got a lot of class.
 
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