CBS Sportsline Heisman "Experts"

[guff]

Apparently they hand out crack at the CBS Sports lunch room

http://www.sportsline.com/collegefootball/heisman

Only one of the "experts" had him as #2. One didn't even have him in the top 5.That is absolutely disingenuous. If you don't think he's at least the third best player in college football, you're smoking crack. I'd entertain arguments that Slaton and $mith are better, entertain but not accept.

Colt Brennan - PUHLEASE - sure he has great numbers but they are against air. They're pratically playing flag football.

Then I read the comments posted in the "BRADY QUINN" thread. A couple ND fans were defending BQ. There was this little piece of genius posted by 'TheOSU23'

man u r very close minded. u base all of ur opinions of facts. sure smiths stats dont immediatley jump out in yo face, but it os his 3rd dmension. he has a special gift for the game and he leads his team to victiry. brady is a good qb and will likely be in the top 3 draft piks. but this year in college is troys year baby!

WTF??????

The only appropriate response to that is to quote the movie Billy Madison:

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Lurking in message boards outside of IE is hazardous to your intelligence.

 

[Óglaigh_na_hÉireann]

LO-FUCKING-L! That is perfect timing for my favorite quote from any movie... ever.

 

[Specnatz]

I like this one but is about talking .......

"When your telling these little stories, here is a good idea. Have a point! it makes it so much more interresting for the listener."