Camping

[blueNDgold44]

Me and my buddies are looking for a secluded, primitive camping spot somewhat near Chicago. It is going to be after Prom so I think everyone can infer what will be going on. I looked all over the internet and couldn't find anything. I figured there is a large population of people from the Midwest on here and someone has to know somewhere good. Any help is appreciated, thanks!

 

[ACamp1900]

I thought this was about me........

 

[Irishnuke]

Me and my buddies are looking for a secluded, primitive camping spot somewhat near Chicago. It is going to be after Prom so I think everyone can infer what will be going on. I looked all over the internet and couldn't find anything. I figured there is a large population of people from the Midwest on here and someone has to know somewhere good. Any help is appreciated, thanks!

If what I've seen in movies is true, you're probably going to get chopped into pieces or killed by a witch. Take that into consideration before you decide on a spot.

 

[irishog77]

Bring a portable crapper and some baby wipes with you so your date doesn't have to go do a thigh-burner-squat then wipe with leaves before she hops in the sleeping bag with you.

Oh...and if she asks you to smell her finger after doing any of that...I'd politely pass on her request.

 

[Buster Bluth]

Me and my buddies are looking for a secluded, primitive camping spot somewhat near Chicago. It is going to be after Prom so I think everyone can infer what will be going on. I looked all over the internet and couldn't find anything. I figured there is a large population of people from the Midwest on here and someone has to know somewhere good. Any help is appreciated, thanks!

 

[Cali_domer]

Are we talking Brokeback Mountain kind of secluded?

 

[irishog77]

This thread has potential!

 

[ACamp1900]

My idea of camping involves a four star hotel and a temperpedic.....

 

[blueNDgold44]

Bring a portable crapper and some baby wipes with you so your date doesn't have to go do a thigh-burner-squat then wipe with leaves before she hops in the sleeping bag with you.

Oh...and if she asks you to smell her finger after doing any of that...I'd politely pass on her request.

Probably the most vital piece of advice I've ever received

 

[Irish YJ]

The Best Campgrounds Near Chicago

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[Irishnuke]

This place may be available

 

[irishog77]

How'd you know where I live, nuke?? And better yet-- why are you sharing pics of my house on the internet?

 

[irishog77]

Wait, never mind-- that house has a front porch...mine doesn't.

 

[blueNDgold44]

There ya go

 

[irishog77]

There ya go

That's Johnny and HCTI's stabbin'-cabin. No telling how many times they pulled each others sweaty mullets in that place. I'd change the sheets...or bed slats...before I used that place, bluendgold.

 

[Irishnuke]

How'd you know where I live, nuke?? And better yet-- why are you sharing pics of my house on the internet?

Are you that possessed bitch from Evil Dead? I won't disagree with any of your posts ever again.

 

[BobD]

Camping on prom night? If you can't cover a hotel room for the whole night there are other options.

This actually makes more sense for the teenage five minute encounters anyway.

 

[irishog77]

Or you could borrow somebody's station wagon and use the back of that.

I'm pretty sure dshans has a van you could borrow also (granted, it has an 8-track player inside it and a tiger airbrushed on the outside).

 

[GO IRISH!!!]

Me and my buddies are looking for a secluded, primitive camping spot somewhat near Chicago. It is going to be after Prom so I think everyone can infer what will be going on. I looked all over the internet and couldn't find anything. I figured there is a large population of people from the Midwest on here and someone has to know somewhere good. Any help is appreciated, thanks!

Ahhh, I can just picture the scene...you and your buddies trying to set up camp as quickly as possible and get a fire started in the middle of the night while wearing a tuxedo, and all hyped up with...*ahem*..."anticipation"!

In addition to the portable crapper, don't forget to have the ladies bring good shoes for outdoors. Nothing can ruin the mood like your date snapping her ankle while wearing high heels around a rustic campsite.

 

[BobD]

If what I've seen in movies is true, you're probably going to get chopped into pieces or killed by a witch. Take that into consideration before you decide on a spot.

He's right. Nobody goes to the woods on prom night unless they're lookin to get hacked up.

These people are out in the secluded woods waiting for you to bring them drunk high school girls.

from left to right; Epitome, JPham and Whiskey.

 

[Emcee77]

Me and my buddies are looking for a secluded, primitive camping spot somewhat near Chicago. It is going to be after Prom so I think everyone can infer what will be going on. I looked all over the internet and couldn't find anything. I figured there is a large population of people from the Midwest on here and someone has to know somewhere good. Any help is appreciated, thanks!

Yes, I can imagine. I once participated in a similar celebratory venture, but my lady companion got drunk and *issed the tent. Assuming you find a suitable venue, please take whatever precautions are necessary to prevent this from happening to you.

 

[irishog77]

Yes, I can imagine. I once participated in a similar celebratory venture, but my lady companion got drunk and *issed the tent. Assuming you find a suitable venue, please take whatever precautions are necessary to prevent this from happening to you.

A diaper for his lady friend?

 

[dshans]

I'm pretty sure dshans has a van you could borrow also (granted, it has an 8-track player inside it and a tiger airbrushed on the outside).

I'll have you know that it's a DELUXE tape player. It can handle both 4-track and 8-track tapes. I also upgraded the shag carpeting and and wood paneling. I also slapped some of those glow-in-the-dark stars, planets and the moon on the ceiling to enhance the camping "experience."

 

[blueNDgold44]

Hahahaha you guys are hilarious. It will be the day after Prom, probably should have clarified that. But thanks to your vital information I now have a checklist of necessities: rubber sheets, diapers, good shoes, and a gun lol.

On a serious note, we are thinking about a Wisconsin state park. Possibly Wildcat Mountain State Park, what a name, if anyone has any knowledge of this park in particular or any others it would be much appreciated.

 

[GEORGIA DOMER]

GOT RUBBERS?

 

[blueNDgold44]

Of course, lol

 

[irishog77]

You got any Spanish Fly?

 

[BobD]

 

[NDPhilly]

Lol this sounds a hell of a lot more fun then my prom afterparty

 

[BobD]

What are your goals during this "camping" trip?