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stonebreakerwasgod
11-14-2007, 01:24 PM
Most franchises employ about 10-20 college scouts and spend a lot of time and money on evaluating college prospects. Here's what the Bengals have listed.....

Sr VP Player Personnel: Pete Brown
VP Player Personnel: Pau Brown
Director Football Operations: Jim Lippincot
Director of Player Personnel: Duke Tobin
Scout: Greg Seamon
Scouting Consultants: John Cooper, Bill Tobin
Personnel Assistant: Debbie LeRocco

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This should answer any question you have. Their drafts have been awful, and they take prospects that others would not have, or draft them much sooner than they should. Until ownership changes, expect no better than a .500 year from them.

mlcspinner
11-14-2007, 02:24 PM
all is not lost the Bengals do have the Sports kitty don't they

stonebreakerwasgod
11-14-2007, 02:28 PM
That they do, and it gives me one reason to be a bungle fan.

OrangeIrish
11-14-2007, 05:15 PM
Fire Chuck Breshnihan!!!

SoCalDomer
11-14-2007, 06:26 PM
That and most of their players end up in jail.

stonebreakerwasgod
11-14-2007, 07:26 PM
As opposed to just about every other team?

stonebreakerwasgod
11-15-2007, 09:17 PM
Want another reason??

Top disappointing rb........Guess who?? Rudi Johnson!
SI.com - Photo Gallery - Top 10 Disappointing Running Backs (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0711/nfl.disappointing.rbs/content.10.html)

stonebreakerwasgod
11-15-2007, 10:21 PM
But hey, at least we got a good kicker...

http://bp1.blogger.com/_RPG0Xn621Go/RzpW0JpVCoI/AAAAAAAAAzc/6M4nHcsO7Z4/s400/dawson.jpg

stonebreakerwasgod
11-18-2007, 08:09 PM
Quote from TJ Whosyourmomma....
"Maybe we aren't as talented as we think we are."

mlcspinner
11-19-2007, 06:23 AM
When CW visits New England this summer the whole Bengals team should hitch a ride too.

stonebreakerwasgod
11-19-2007, 04:39 PM
This picture tells it all. Ocho Cinco pouting while the other team (and his mates) actually play football. What a dick.

http://www.1530homer.com/cc-common/mlib/1120/11/1120_1195482296.jpg

stonebreakerwasgod
11-19-2007, 04:42 PM
Some ugly statistics from the Bungles.

Carson in the 4th quarter
His QB rating is 66.2....he's ranked 32nd among QB's that qualify.
His rating is better than only: Gray, McCown, Smith, Dilfer, Grossman, and Bulger.
His rating is worse than the likes of: Boller, Young, Croyle, Lemon, Griese and Harrington.
Palmer's 4th qt completion percentage of 55.4 ranks 35th in the NFL among QB's that qualify.

The last five games Rudi has played in
Rudi
60 carries, 99 yards, 1.65 yards per carry
Other Bengals RB
59 carries, 243 yards, 4.1 yards per carry

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Anyone still got Rudi Johnson on their fantasy team??

mlcspinner
11-20-2007, 09:08 PM
" We don't have as much talent as we think we do" Houshmadzadeh
" I just think we're a little to hollywood right now" Willie Anderson
"Guys have been built up to think they were up to this level of player. Well, they're finding out that maybe you're not" Marvin Lewis

mlcspinner
11-21-2007, 08:13 PM
Whats the point :whoknows:

SoCalDomer
11-21-2007, 09:06 PM
Meaning why should they even play? Titans were doing well until this last monday when Lendale White showed utter suckitude and the receivers wore bricks on their hands instead of gloves. They would be 7-4 but for monday night's loss.

Now the bengals (looks around to make sure stoney's not close by), yes there's no point for them to show up.

stonebreakerwasgod
11-21-2007, 09:47 PM
Hey, this goes in the Bengals thread. (and why they are awful)

stonebreakerwasgod
11-25-2007, 07:38 PM
What a difference a win makes.

http://www.1530homer.com/cc-common/mlib/1120/11/1120_1196036499.jpg



Bengals coach Marvin Lewis smiles at Chad Johnson after Johnson scored a touchdown and then grabbed a television camera to shoot the crowd in the second quarter.

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ACamp1900
11-25-2007, 10:09 PM
But hey, at least we got a good kicker...

http://bp1.blogger.com/_RPG0Xn621Go/RzpW0JpVCoI/AAAAAAAAAzc/6M4nHcsO7Z4/s400/dawson.jpg

Simon says... "Okay"

http://www.nflhs.com/images/PI/st8_PhilDawson2006-200.jpg

Oh, he also says... "Enjoy last place"

stonebreakerwasgod
11-25-2007, 11:01 PM
Last place?? The Bengals feel right at home.

mlcspinner
12-01-2007, 06:58 AM
Big game for the Bengals this week. Go Bengals pee on the Steelers

stonebreakerwasgod
12-03-2007, 12:06 PM
Since week two: Kenny has 330 more yards in 17 more carries
Rudi Johnson 99 carries, 221 yards....2.2 yards per carry
Kenny Watson 116 carries, 521 yards....4.5 yards per carry

Why is Rudi still number 1 ??

daytonirish
12-03-2007, 12:15 PM
Be greatful stoney. You guys had a couple of good seasons recently. My Lions can only put together a good half season in the last 100 yrs. Well at least that's how long MM has made it feel like.

stonebreakerwasgod
12-03-2007, 12:37 PM
The lions.....yikes. That's a tough one. Kinda like the Knicks.

daytonirish
12-03-2007, 12:52 PM
LOL. Maybe MM hires Isiah as a talent scout.

stonebreakerwasgod
12-03-2007, 01:12 PM
Now that would not shock me.

mlcspinner
12-03-2007, 08:11 PM
I think its time we close this thread. The Bengals are just to hard to watch they had so many chances early

Sureal
12-04-2007, 11:44 AM
Spin,

Your boys just squeaked by... You think they due?

Pittsburgh next week?

Newc
12-04-2007, 11:55 AM
Please, Bill will have the cameras ready to go in order to preserve that perfect season.

Newc
12-04-2007, 11:58 AM
And by the way, the Bengals do suck. They are killing me, I thought I was gonna trounce my fantasy football league when I was able to lock down both Palmer and Chad...hasn't quite worked out as I had hoped.

SoCalDomer
12-04-2007, 12:16 PM
So, I hear the bengals are petitioning the NFL to be able to schedule pre-season games next year against the Sunbelt conference. The NFL said it would consider a top team in the SEC, but the Bengals turned it down, saying Sunbelt or nothing. :ogrin:

stonebreakerwasgod
12-05-2007, 04:59 PM
Kinda looks like Chad is manning the Millenium Falcon gun. Blast away, but don't get too cocky kid.

http://www.1530homer.com/cc-common/mlib/1120/11/1120_1196092782.jpg

SoCalDomer
12-05-2007, 06:52 PM
so what goes on in this Bengals thread? wailing and gnashing of teeth?

stonebreakerwasgod
12-05-2007, 06:53 PM
Pretty much. Bitching, moaning, blaming.......it's all par for the course.

SoCalDomer
12-05-2007, 07:01 PM
well at least Chad has a trade to fall back on when his goofball antics get him kicked out of the NFL

Newc
12-05-2007, 08:32 PM
well at least Chad has a trade to fall back on when his goofball antics get him kicked out of the NFL

Barnum & Bailey??

stonebreakerwasgod
12-09-2007, 12:49 PM
Here's a tidbit for ya.

ESPN2 carried the Div. 2 football semi-finals (Grand Valley St. v. NW Miss. St.). Analyst Bob Davie was talking about a handful of NFL prospects playing in the game. He said that evey NFL team has a scout at the game EXCEPT, you guessed it, the Cincinnati Bengals.

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stonebreakerwasgod
12-14-2007, 09:11 PM
Another example of how the Bengals suck ass...

Chick Ludwig, Dayton Daily News
They gambled and lost one of their most promising young players when rookie defensive tackle Matt Toeaina signed a three-year contract with the Chicago Bears on Wednesday night.
Toeaina, a sixth-round draft pick from the University of Oregon, was buried on the Bengals' practice squad for 14 weeks, making him eligible to be signed to another NFL club's 53-man active roster.

stonebreakerwasgod
12-14-2007, 09:12 PM
They could have given the guy anything, but they are cheap, lame, and don't even know it.

To quote Plankton........"YOU FOOLS!!"

NDOM
12-14-2007, 09:13 PM
Another example of how the Bengals suck ass...

Chick Ludwig, Dayton Daily News
They gambled and lost one of their most promising young players when rookie defensive tackle Matt Toeaina signed a three-year contract with the Chicago Bears on Wednesday night.
Toeaina, a sixth-round draft pick from the University of Oregon, was buried on the Bengals' practice squad for 14 weeks, making him eligible to be signed to another NFL club's 53-man active roster.

The Bungles stink dude! Sorry. I just felt like messin with ya! You still da man but the bengals......J/k.

johnnd05
12-15-2007, 10:43 PM
Dude, Ocho Cinco is a PUNK. He's been bitching at Palmer since I turned on the game for not getting him the ball, and now he just dropped a game-tying TD pass on fourth down ... ouch.

stonebreakerwasgod
12-15-2007, 10:51 PM
Good, maybe Marvin gets fired.

mlcspinner
12-15-2007, 10:54 PM
The Bengals are truly bad

johnnd05
12-15-2007, 11:24 PM
The Bengals are truly bad

Umm ... yeah.

stonebreakerwasgod
12-16-2007, 06:25 AM
The Bengals have like one winning season out of 17. So I'm not sure how you all come to that conclusion. ??

mlcspinner
12-16-2007, 08:32 AM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2007/09000d5d8051ea90_gallery_600.jpg

stonebreakerwasgod
12-23-2007, 02:56 PM
Bengals up on Browns 19-0. Ndukwe has two interceptions on Anderson thus far.

stonebreakerwasgod
01-12-2008, 03:50 PM
Chad Johson to the Eagles??

He's telling some people he'll never play for the Bengals again and Philadelphia fans already think he's tradeable and headed to the Eagles.
Those close to Johnson say his ire is aimed at a coaching staff and media that he feels ganged up on him and gave him an unfair large share of the blame when struggles ensued this past season.
Bengals.com

ND_Ownz!
01-12-2008, 04:26 PM
Cincy needs itself a real coaching staff...

stonebreakerwasgod
01-12-2008, 04:29 PM
and scouts.