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Old 12-06-2012, 06:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Alabama joke thread

All in good fun. Everyone knows they have good football jokes. Now let's hear them. I'll start.

How do you get an Alabama grad off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.

A terrorist from Alabama was arrested after trying to blow up a bus containing Notre Dame fans. He was unsuccessful after burning his lips on the tail pipe.

Do you know why they only have drivers ed 3 days a week in Alabama? They have to use the mule the other 2 days for sex ed.

I heard Alabama university's library burned down. All 3 books were lost. And 2 of them had not even been colored in.

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Old 12-06-2012, 06:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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All in good fun. Everyone knows they have good football jokes. Now let's hear them. I'll start.

His do you get an Alabama grad off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.

A terrorist from Alabama was arrested after trying to blow up a bus containing Notre Dame fans. He was unsuccessful after burning his lips on the tail pipe.

Do you know why they only have drivers ed 3 days a week in Alabama? They have to use the mule the other 2 days for sex ed.

I heard Alabama university's library burned down. All 3 books were lost. And 2 of them had not even been colored in.
Most of these are old jokes that get recycled by every college fanbase against their rivals. Note some of the "gems" on this anti-ND joke site.

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Now them's fightin' werds.
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Old 12-06-2012, 06:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink", and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
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How is an outhouse different than an Alabama cheerleader?

The hole is smaller, and it smells better.

How do you stop an Alabama fan from smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why don't they put ice in drinks at Tuscaloosa?

The guy with the recipe graduated.

Did you hear Nick Saban is running for sheriff?

He wanted to be closer to his players.

What do you have when you get a Bama fan with chew-spit dribbling out of both sides of his mouth?

A well-balanced trailer.

Why do Bama girls wear panties?

To keep their ankles warm.

What does the average Bama fan get on his SATs?

Copenhagen.

How many UA freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. That is a junior level course.

What do you call a Bama fan in a suit and clip-on tie?

The defendant.
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