Daily Rant

[Win4Gipper]

Originally Posted by stonebreakerwasgod

I think you have deep resentment for the female of the species. You may want to seek professional help. It's very treatable, so no worries.
Just sayin.

Wow, you could not be more wrong.... the chick 'species' is great... as a matter of fact I think two chicks are better than one... I tried to make it perfectly clear that not all chicks drive me nuts... my wife enjoys sports but does not overly understand it so she does not flap her lips spewing crap that she doesnt understand.... Also, look at Erin Andrews, I wouldn't want to watch her drop a duece but I could watch her talk sports all day long...

[IrishGrizz]

Where you come up w some of these phrases.......

You a regular on the comedy club curcuit? If not, look into it.

[BDIrish4ever]

Originally Posted by Win4Gipper

In the spirit of Peter Griffen's What Grinds my Gears.... this thread is dedicated to what drives people crazy. While the comments in this thread may offend some people we need to make sure that all posts follow the guidelines of IE. I am sure any posts that cross the line will be deleted.

To start....

Why on earth must the West Virginia meth addicts all wear ND sweatshirts. I traveled to WV for work this week and I saw a guy that was about 6'1" and most likely weighed about 100 pounds. Of course he had the dumbfounded look on his face that meant he was either so fried out of his head or he was trying to contemplate why his grandmother was disappointed with him for impregnating his cousin. To entertain myself I approached him and asked if he thought that the good recruiting class would help us out next year. He became instantly uncomfortable and begin fidgiting.... he seemed as tense as a trucker who has driven over 300 miles without being able to find the next adultbook store. After mumbling stumbling for a second he finally let me know that he had not followed the Irish for a couple of years. I wanted to push the issue and ask him who his favorite player was the last year he followed the Irish but I did not want him to get worked up to the point where he started pissing himself.

Daily Rant: Fricken Meth'ed out in-breds should not be allowed to purchase or wear ND attire

So much for the theory, "All publicity is all good publicity"

[Win4Gipper]

Saturday March 1st's Rant

On December 4th of last year my wife and I were blessed with our first child, a little girl. It by far has been the greatest thing that has ever happened to me (the time I got 6 interceptions in one game on TecmoBowl with Brian Bosworth is a close second), but one thing that now drives me nuts is going to the mall... I have always hated teenagers and their mental instability in my eyes is grounds for just locking them up until a logic thought reenters their minds. But now that I have a daughter I have found my ultimate nemesis.... the teenage male (Stoney and his sexist ways is a close second)... how on earth can those hornballs walk at a normal pace and have one hand on a girls bum while the other hand is rubbing her arm in a glorious attempt to have knuckle brush by some side boob.... I do know that it is not all the guys fault... these hussies are showing up at the mall dressed like they are ready to make there next $25 dollars on the corner of Vine and 12th street.... and not too mention the hefty hussies who look like they are trying to smuggle 10 pounds of beebies in a five pound bag....

Teenage hornballs should be banned from the malls

[stonebreakerwasgod]

I's got needs, like you wouldn't believes
I bring it on strong, cause it's footlong
My swag is grand, her booty in my hand
I always feel like playin, just sayin

[IrishGrizz]

Originally Posted by Win4Gipper

Saturday March 1st's Rant

On December 4th of last year my wife and I were blessed with our first child, a little girl. It by far has been the greatest thing that has ever happened to me (the time I got 6 interceptions in one game on TecmoBowl with Brian Bosworth is a close second), but one thing that now drives me nuts is going to the mall... I have always hated teenagers and their mental instability in my eyes is grounds for just locking them up until a logic thought reenters their minds. But now that I have a daughter I have found my ultimate nemesis.... the teenage male (Stoney and his sexist ways is a close second)... how on earth can those hornballs walk at a normal pace and have one hand on a girls bum while the other hand is rubbing her arm in a glorious attempt to have knuckle brush by some side boob.... I do know that it is not all the guys fault... these hussies are showing up at the mall dressed like they are ready to make there next $25 dollars on the corner of Vine and 12th street.... and not too mention the hefty hussies who look like they are trying to smuggle 10 pounds of beebies in a five pound bag....

Teenage hornballs should be banned from the malls

Wait til you girl hits teenage. i have 3- all girls and they are 19, 17 3/4ths and 16 1/2. I have had to deal with alot of the boys. I find scaring the sh*& out of them from the start is the best policy. Remind me to pull up my copy of the email I sent my oldest daughters 1st boyfriend. Maybe on another thread. hmmm...

[Win4Gipper]

Originally Posted by IrishGrizz

Wait til you girl hits teenage. i have 3- all girls and they are 19, 17 3/4ths and 16 1/2. I have had to deal with alot of the boys. I find scaring the sh*& out of them from the start is the best policy. Remind me to pull up my copy of the email I sent my oldest daughters 1st boyfriend. Maybe on another thread. hmmm...

I look forward to reading it..... I dread my little girl growing up.... I cant imagine what its like to have three teenage daughters