Know your Hammer - Notre Dame Football Discussion

**MAS** · 12-17-2006, 10:34 AM

Being privy to some inside info, I'm going to give you a first installment in the 200 part series, "Know Your Hammer".

Did you know:

-Hammer was a California state champion gymnast?
-Hammer appeared in the very first season of The Real World. He was the one with a crush on dreamy castmate Eric Nies?
-Hammer owns a Master's degree in women's studies from UC-Davis. His thesis, available online, is "Flauntingly Camoflauged: Transgendered Folk in 1940's Hollywood".
-Hammer is also a student of American military history. He once had an article published in The Historian entitled: "Controlled Genocide: Curtis LeMay and Total War"?
-Hammer received co-billing as screenwriter for The Bridges of Madison County.
-Hammer also dabbled in television, writing scripts for numerous episodes of Will and Grace and Veronica's Closet?
-Hammer operates a Tom Hanks fan site?
-Hammer is involved in numerous charitable causes, including the "Protect California Mountain Lions" with spokesperson Morgan Fairchild?

All true. More to come...

**guff** · 12-17-2006, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MAS

Being privy to some inside info, I'm going to give you a first installment in the 200 part series, "Know Your Hammer".

Did you know:

-....
-Hammer is involved in numerous charitable causes, including the "Protect California Mountain Lions" with spokesperson Morgan Fairchild?

All true. More to come...

I sense a little Tommy Flanagan here.

**MAS** · 12-17-2006, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by guff

I sense a little Tommy Flanagan here.

The famous jazz musician? Nope, I have no rhythm whatsoever.

Or were you talking about this fellow:

"Hello, my name is Tommy Flanagan, and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact... I'm the president of the organization! Yeah, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact... at one of the meetings I met my wife - Morgan Fairchild!"

**donjuan** · 12-17-2006, 12:28 PM

The "Hammer" has obviously ruffled up some feathers around here. However; let's not succumb to threads dedicated to this guy. We all have one thing in common being Notre Dame. Don't let someone's words lead you astray of why we're all here! If the "Hammer" wants to insult and critique grammar, well then, balls to the wall! Just keep posting ND stuff and leave the "Hammer" in the toolbox! -Don

**MAS** · 12-17-2006, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by donjuan

The "Hammer" has obviously ruffled up some feathers around here. However; let's not succumb to threads dedicated to this guy. We all have one thing in common being Notre Dame. Don't let someone's words lead you astray of why we're all here! If the "Hammer" wants to insult and critique grammar, well then, balls to the wall! Just keep posting ND stuff and leave the "Hammer" in the toolbox! -Don

Actually, I'm here because of the Hammer and all his greatness. Really. In reality, I'm a USC fan. Pete Carroll is the true "robot genius".

**Vince Young** · 12-18-2006, 02:35 AM

Okay, what, I say, what in tarnation is goin' on 'round heah?

**njuneardave** · 12-18-2006, 11:16 AM

wow, MAS, you are obsessed with hammer. please stop making your posts... trust me, they will not gain you respect from anyone b/c you are putting someone else down. your posts are neither funny nor worthwhile.

12-17-2006, 10:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
MAS Walk-On Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 62 Cash: 1,246.50 Bank: 0.00 Total Bankroll: 1,246.50 Donate	Know your Hammer Being privy to some inside info, I'm going to give you a first installment in the 200 part series, "Know Your Hammer". Did you know: -Hammer was a California state champion gymnast? -Hammer appeared in the very first season of The Real World. He was the one with a crush on dreamy castmate Eric Nies? -Hammer owns a Master's degree in women's studies from UC-Davis. His thesis, available online, is "Flauntingly Camoflauged: Transgendered Folk in 1940's Hollywood". -Hammer is also a student of American military history. He once had an article published in The Historian entitled: "Controlled Genocide: Curtis LeMay and Total War"? -Hammer received co-billing as screenwriter for The Bridges of Madison County. -Hammer also dabbled in television, writing scripts for numerous episodes of Will and Grace and Veronica's Closet? -Hammer operates a Tom Hanks fan site? -Hammer is involved in numerous charitable causes, including the "Protect California Mountain Lions" with spokesperson Morgan Fairchild? All true. More to come...

12-17-2006, 12:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
donjuan Walk-On Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 82 Cash: 1,260.17 Bank: 0.00 Total Bankroll: 1,260.17 Donate	Time to move forward The "Hammer" has obviously ruffled up some feathers around here. However; let's not succumb to threads dedicated to this guy. We all have one thing in common being Notre Dame. Don't let someone's words lead you astray of why we're all here! If the "Hammer" wants to insult and critique grammar, well then, balls to the wall! Just keep posting ND stuff and leave the "Hammer" in the toolbox! -Don

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Vince Young Sophomore Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,298 Cash: 1,799.50 Bank: 0.00 Total Bankroll: 1,799.50 Donate	Okay, what, I say, what in tarnation is goin' on 'round heah?

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njuneardave Blue Chip Recruit Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 438 Cash: 85,815.50 Bank: 0.00 Total Bankroll: 85,815.50 Donate	wow, MAS, you are obsessed with hammer. please stop making your posts... trust me, they will not gain you respect from anyone b/c you are putting someone else down. your posts are neither funny nor worthwhile.

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