Carlos Dunlap... WWUD? (What Will Urban Do?)
So, Florida's star DE Carlos Dunlap was found passed out in his driver's seat at 3:25 this morning. He was arrested for DUI. Keep in mind, this is not friday night, saturday night, or even thursday night.... this was a monday night binge (Although maybe this makes more sense due to football players' weekly schedules. I don't know). Unfortunately, he decided to have this binge on the eave of Florida's biggest game of the year thus far.
So, in response, what will Urban do? My over-under for his penalty will be "Medium-Level Physical Punishment and Verbal Berating" (2.5 laps and a "Come on, now, Carlos, I told you to take this Monday night off." from Urban the hard-liner). However, I expect, later, that Carlos will realize the error in his ways and inflict further disciplinary measures on himself. My guesses: Increasing the running to a full 3 laps, and vowing to only go out one more night before Saturday's game!