| Spinner Went Down To South Bend
Spinner went out to South Bend, he was looking for V-Bucks to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos his V-Bills were way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a picnic table and shaggin' it hot.
And Spinner jumped upon a Beer Town stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I shag picnic tables too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a V-bet with you.
"Now you tap that Maple pretty well, Stoney, but give Spinnerl his due:
"I bet a table of Oak against your soul, 'cos I think I'll tap it better than you."
The boy said: "My name is Stoney and it might just be a sin,
"But I'll take your V-bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best drill that's ever been."
Stoney pulled out his plow and hit that table hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in South Bend and Spinner's drinkin' kinda hard.
And if you win you get this shiny table made of oak.
But if you lose, Spinner gets your soul. |