[KAPLAN]

Originally Posted by stonebreakerwasgod

Kaplans girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
Socal's anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And Spinner pulls up quick to retrieve it
So Rammer says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some IrishGrizz tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
HCTI had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-ACAMPER
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

I am so honored that you started the song with me. This is truly a new high in my Irish Envy life. Right ahead of being the leader in the Arcade.