| Saturday March 1st's Rant
On December 4th of last year my wife and I were blessed with our first child, a little girl. It by far has been the greatest thing that has ever happened to me (the time I got 6 interceptions in one game on TecmoBowl with Brian Bosworth is a close second), but one thing that now drives me nuts is going to the mall... I have always hated teenagers and their mental instability in my eyes is grounds for just locking them up until a logic thought reenters their minds. But now that I have a daughter I have found my ultimate nemesis.... the teenage male (Stoney and his sexist ways is a close second)... how on earth can those hornballs walk at a normal pace and have one hand on a girls bum while the other hand is rubbing her arm in a glorious attempt to have knuckle brush by some side boob.... I do know that it is not all the guys fault... these hussies are showing up at the mall dressed like they are ready to make there next $25 dollars on the corner of Vine and 12th street.... and not too mention the hefty hussies who look like they are trying to smuggle 10 pounds of beebies in a five pound bag....
Teenage hornballs should be banned from the malls |