[SoCalDomer]

Originally Posted by GoshenGipper

The sound of silence has been broken now that Trevor Robinson a 6’6” 304 pound OL from Elkhorn, NE has given his verbal commitment to the Irish. Trevor has been a silent commitment for at least several weeks, but it’s no longer just a little secret that just the Robinsons bare . It took a lot for Notre Dame to land Trevor because as he looked around at home all he saw were sympathetic lives, but when it came down to it he strolled around the grounds in South Bend until he felt at home. The final time taking place at last weekend’s football banquet. It has also been reported for a little over a week now that Trevor has been cleared for early enrollment at Notre Dame as well, which will probably cause Irish fans everywhere to love him more than he will know. With news like that no one will care if Joltin’ Joe Dimaggio has left and gone away, because with his commitment to Notre Dame Trevor becomes the 22 member of the Irish’s number one recruiting class, the 10th on the offensive side of the ball, and thus helps secure a position of great need as well coming that much closer to finishing with the number one class.

(I'll give $100,000 vBucks to the first person that posts the correct number of Simon and Garfunkel references are in this story.)

references in bold. did I win?