| According to the USC message boards, El Poodle has finally offered Dayne Crist. As of yet there has been no independent confirmation of this, but there was shock and dismay that Crist had not immediately committed to his highness. Crist has given no indication that he would be overwhelmed by a USC offer, the shock and dismay is standard fare anytime a recruit receives an offer from the condoms and does not immediately supplicate himself to the Poodle, and beg to be allowed to commit on the spot. Still, if the offer is confirmed, it will bear watching what Dayne says and does in the next few weeks. |